1) When I was three,my mother taught me count 1 to 10
I was five,made mistakes in numbers
My kindergarten teacher told me get back 10 to 1

2) When I was seventeen,I wanted to look like thirty
I was thrity, I wished to return to seventeen

3) I got married —–wanted more chlidren
The FPPB order “Stop at Two”
In compliance we completed our family
Now what’s next?
They change the slogan to “Three is Better!”

4)Man and woman – two individual
At marriage,as man and wife,they are one

5)Man and woman -who came first?
In the scripture, God created man -Adam first
Eve was taken from Adam’s rib
So man came first….
But my first born was female-so woman came first?

6)The doctor said I must have a whole body check
from my head to toes
The reflexologist/yoga-ist works
from my toes to head

7) At the “begin” of year,I advance from January to December
At “last” day of year, I count back minutes from 10 to 1 to 0

8) I have had forgiven someone 7 times
Jesus said “Much more, it’s 7 x 70 times”

9) Where is the beginning? Where is the ending?
Which is more? Which is less?
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Which comes first? Chicken or Egg

The answer: ____________

I am back to Square One —>
V.L.

WHEN ‘TOASTMASTER’ IS SMILING AND LEADING
1) I was sitting all alone,nervous,rejected,forsaken….
Not knowning how/when to articulate
You came forward,held my hand…..
A handshake so firm,a Smile so sweet
I felt warmth in my heart…..
Assured,there’s always a Friend ,not Foe in Toastmasters
2 Showing me,leading me all the way….
What have I to ask beside?
Can I doubt your mentoring care
when you are my constant guide?
I know whatever blunder I made
You’ll still be on my side.
3) You lead me all the way
Cheer each faltering speech
Give me courage for each project
Evaluate to motive….
Feast me with abundant fellowship
Clothe me with un-duanting spirit
4) All the way you lead me
Turn weakneses to strength
dreams —— to realities.
Lo! A spring of joy I see
wings its flight to realms of day.
My heartful gratitude always be…
You have led me all the way.
V.L

This is something I didn’t know ….. until now.

This url works too. Its easier. It’s the usual URL to our web. Just add in the b2:

http://tpctmc.starising.com/b2

Congratulations and Celebration! (to you and TPC/TMC)
1)There was a Web Master who laboured day and night
to set up a “Blog” for all to share
His selfless and persevering spirit is worthy
of note and praise
There was a gavelier who watched,dreamt and waited
patiently for the day to come….
Finaly, it’s done and arrived – to his own amazement…
Indeed, he has had stunned me,soul and all within.
2)I was knocked upside down, too excited …..
not knowing what to say/write.
He has succeeded!What else? Who cares.
Thanks for the privilege to share/post my poems…
For encouraging me to write on
when I expressed I wanted to quit.
You said “Writers never quit”
I,sure will remember this.
3) A learned man you are,who strive
to do the best for your Club
Let me congratulate on your success
Cheers!TPC/TMC to have such a devoted Web Master
I am very proud of him and the Club
4) I “ain’t” got money to celebrate with you
at posh places ….Instead
Send my celebrated gifts:
A dozen red roses
The fresh morning dew
The color of the rain bow
The beantiful sunrise/sunset
The golden sandy beach
The cool gentle brush of the breeze
A bucketful of sweet “Friendship”
A portion of my Time -plus an
Abundance of Health,Wealth and Love…..
Let me toast with “Champagne”…
to you and TPC/TMC – hail “Congratulations”
V.L

Hey Dear Eskay
Oh My Gosh This is it!! It has finally arrived.
For one moment I thought I was dreaming -I did dream for several nites
1)1st let me congratulate you-“blog” head
You’ve succeeded- Hurray!! Let’s celebrate…Hmm- may be with a poem….
I’ll post my poems later on.Just too excited to think now
Thanks,you are simply fabulous!!marvolous!!
2) I’ve enjoyed the Achieves Day -the am session
Relevent to me -a gavelier who’ll ‘copy -cat” the P10 technique
when my turn comes at RSVP Club Chapter meeting year end.
The fellowship that day was warm /hot like the “aromatic” coffee.
3)Bye now! Will be back again- Akan datang.
Terima-kaseh!
violet